i feel now it is my civic duty to educate you all about a deadly virus that is seeping its way into logically practical life.
it goes by the name:
twilight
i am reluctant but willing to admit that i once was a carrier of this infectious disease but luckily i discovered an antidote:
rational thought
i'm taking this opportunity to warn all about the dangers of involving yourself with this sickness. i've developed a few tips to aid you in your quest for health and sanity.
1. never read, watch, or think about anything that has a sparkley vampire in it.
2. if you feel the urge to purchase a mainstream propaganda t shirt that says things like "bite me" or " team jacob" please do not hesitate to call this 24 hour hot line. 1-800-ivebeenbrainwashed.
3. always wash your hands after coming in contact with someone who may even look like they could possibly even think about being infected.
4. drink plenty of water.
i am confident that if these important steps are adhered too, we will all be safe and healthy, armed with individualism, sanity, and rational thought. if at anytime you have any questions or comments, please feel free to schedule an appointment with me during our holiday exodus and i would be happy to start your recovery process.
that is all at this time.
and remember:
friends don't let friends read twilight.
2 comments:
As always, I appreciate your sound advice on such matters. I was thinking about buying the book or seeing the movie, which is on up here.
cody says " tiwlight may be infectious but it is a pleasent infection enjoyed by all those who catch it so i say why not read watch and enjoy"-cody
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