Monday, November 24, 2008

NEWS BULLETIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT HAS COME ACROSS MY DESK THAT ONE OF OUR THANKSGIVING DAY MEMBERS HAS BEEN TAKING EXTENSIVE CLASSES IN THE CAREER OF BECOMING A CRUISE DIRECTOR: MAKING SURE EVERYONE IS HAVING A GOOD TIME.

THIS PERSON TELLS ME THAT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS FOR EVERYONE TO BE "IN THE MOMENT", "BE THERE", "BE INVOLVED" etc.

TO INSURE THIS, GRANDPA AND I HAVE BEEN ASKED TO ASK ALL PARTICIPANTS OF SUCH THANKSGIVING TO SURRENDER THEIR CELL PHONES UPON ENRANCE OF THE PREMISES [ie. GRANDMA & GRANDPA'S HOUSE] DURING THE COURSE OF THE IMPORTANT DAY OF GIVING THANKS TO OUR HEAVENLY FATHER AND HIS SON JESUS CHRIST FOR ALL THEY HAVE GIVEN US.

SINCE GRANDPA, ESPECIALLY, FEELS VERY STRONGLY ABOUT THE CELL PHONE MATTER AND ESPECIALLY TEXTING, WE ASK THAT ALL PARTICIPANTS WILL COOPERATE IN A MANNER OF LOVING COOPERATION, AS ALL HE ASKS IS FOR ONE DAY THAT WE ARE "REALLY TOGETHER".

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS MATTER, PLESE CONTACT AMANDA, OUR CRUISE DIRECTOR, AND I AM SURE SHE WILL PUT YOUR CONCERNS TO REST.

THIS COMES FROM LOVE AND WISHES FOR A PEACEFUL AND HAPPY DAY SPENT TOGETHER AS A FAMILY.

2 comments:

Nellie said...

You can have one of my children but you can't have my cell phone!! Hee, hee And don't worry I don't know how to text.

amanda laurel said...

i'd just like to take this opportunity to state that i in no way created or support this statement and i have no idea as to why my name is mentioned. i choose to not be affiliated with this proclamation although i will be forced into silent submission.