IT HAS RECENTLY BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME PEOPLE ARE WONDERING IF I WILL BE PROVIDING THE USUAL, WONDERFUL CRAFTS AS I HAVE PROVIDED FOR MY GRANDCHILDREN FOR PAST THANKSGIVINGS. I WON'T TELL YOU WHO BROUGHT THIS TO MY ATTENTION, BUT HIS NAME STARTS WITH J AND ENDS WITH D.
SO, FOR A CHANGE OF PACE, I THOUGHT I WOULD TURN THESE CRAFTS AND ACTIVITIES OVER TO SOME OTHER PEOPLE WHO I KNOW WOULD DO A WONDERFUL JOB. THE LIST IS AS FOLLOWS, SO SIGN UP PROMPTLY, AS I KNOW THESE WILL ALL BE EXTREMELY POPULAR AND SPACE IS LIMITED. FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE.
1. BEGINNING CROCHET - TAUGHT BY BRADY BRING YOUR OWN HOOKS AND YARN.
2. LIVELY DISCUSSION ON THE MERITS OF THE MOVIE "TWIGHLIGHT" LEAD BY THE LOVELY AMANDA.
3. ADVANCED EMBROIDERY [PLEASE NO BEGINNERS] WITH THE EXPERT JARED. HE SAYS TO BRING YOUR OWN DISHTOWELS. FLOSS WILL BE PROVIDED.
4. INTERMEDIATE JEWELRY MAKING WITH THE WITTY LOGAN AT THE HELM. HE WILL PROVIDE ALL SUPPLIES AT NO COST TO YOU. {ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL?]
5. THE BEAUTIFUL EXPERTS MIRANDA AND ISABELLE WILL LEAD US IN SCRIPTURE STUDY AND WILL LATER BE HOLDING A COLORING CONTEST. PLEASE BRING YOUR OWN COLORING BOOKS FOR THIS. { THIS SOUNDS LIKE A FUN ONE}
6. APPRECIATION OF THE FINE ARTS AND MUSIC TAUGHT BY THE WISE AND WONDERFUL COLBY. HE HAS MUCH TO SHARE.
7. A SPECIAL CLASS ENTITLED "HOW I BECAME A FAMOUS COOK AND CHEF" BY JASON. { I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS]
8. TWO CLASSES ARE OFFERED BY THE BEAUTIFUL BREANNA. HOW TO HAVE BEAUTIFUL HAIR AT ALL TIMES - AND HOW TO PICK OUT THE BEST CANDY FOR EVERY OCCASION.
9. BY OUR SPECIAL BLONDE LADY SHALEICE " DO'S AND DONT'S OF DATING"
10. THE EVER LOVELY EMILY OFFERS A CLASS ON HOW SHE BECAME A SUCCESSFUL BROADWAY STAR.
11. BY KASON "CONCEPTS OF BANKING EVEN MY COUSINS CAN UNDERSTAND- OR HOW TO BE A BILLIONAIRE BY AGE TWENTY.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
BY OUR WISE LITTLE SEVEN YEAR OLD ELI - "CARE AND FEEDING OF ZOO ANIMALS"
JUST KIDDING
BUT IF ANYONE HAS ANY IDEAS, GAMES, OR IDEAS, BRING THEM
3 comments:
Go Grandma! That's what I'm talking about!!!! FUNNY!!!
Ok, I thought that was for real and the boys know how to do all that stuff....do they? I am very impressed. I want to come and learn all that. I agree with Becky that was funny.
Emily got to the part about Jared and she said "I didn't know Jared embroidered". I laughed at her. And Logan got to the part about him and he said " mom, you're going to buy the supplies, right?" I laughed at him too. They're so gullable.
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